About the Writer

After taking an informal poll of friends and colleagues, I can be best described as a law nerd.  I am also opinionated, questionably intelligent, loud, sarcastic, ditzy, caring, understanding, usually early to everything, paranoid, open-minded, lazy, hyperactive, creative, talented, bored, tired, anxious, patient, interesting, indecisive, random, artistic, loving, friendly–all depending on my mood.

I have this odd obsession with Ikea.

I write what I know, which is admittedly very little, through the lens of law, geekery, and a milieu of different perspectives and life experiences I’ve encountered, which I have tried to incorporate into the way I see the world.

Names have been changed to protect the innocent (and slightly guilty).  Anything witty or amusing is purely coincidental.